Hooters Beware!!

Look out Hooters.....the competition is here.

And they make you guys look subtle.

A Turkey of a Deal

I love Martha. I've loved her for a long time. This year she's selling turkeys. When she announced this on her show today I thought,
"I'm sure they will be more expensive than your average bird but the quality is sure to be there".

Then she sweetened the deal with the announcement that, till midnight tonight, if you added the code Martha15 at checkout you would save $15.00. Wow! That's quite a savings !
So I checked it out.....

12 lb. Turkey.....................69.99
18 lb Turkey......................89.99

No,that's not a typo. Martha wants you to pay $5.00 and up per pound for a turkey.

Okay, okay you may say. It's Martha quality. And it can't be easy to ship a turkey. But shipping is not included in that price.

I checked shipping rates for my address....

12 lb. Turkey...................45.44
18 lb. Turkey...................58.25

So, Martha, even with the great $15.00 off offer I will not be buying my turkey from you this year. I think I can buy a turkey and all the fixings for side dishes and desserts and a bowl of nuts for what you want me to pay for one turkey.

Thanks for the offer, though.
I do still love you.
But I liked you a whole lot more before you were such a shill.

What do you think?

Is it just me......

Is it just me...or do these chairs look like they need to pee?

Phallic Dog Park

Is it just me.....or do you find something really odd about this sign? Something tells me the artist had more than hydrants on his or mind.

Seen at a rest area along Rt.495 in MA.

Competitive Peeing

Is it just me...or are there no circumstances under which you would make use of side by side toilets? This is taking the old "women go to the bathroom in pairs" saying a little too literally. This oddity was found at the Monkey Bar in Amherst MA.